Dear Amy Winehouse,
I dyed my hair pink,
I stopped wearing eyeliner,
I have started to actually brush my hair before I wrestle it into 'my beehive'.
Please don't do any of the above.
I did it all because Im fed up of hearing Your name on peoples lips when I enter a room.
Kind ( ish) Regards
Ms. Sphincter
P.s I'm sending a burger in the post
P.p.s Listen to the photograph.
